Princesses and Crowns

Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm a princess. I've been a princess since the day I was born, and will remain so until the day I die. It's just a fact of my life. It's there, it's always been there, it will always be there. Anyway...

One would naturally assume that since I am a princess... I would have a royal crown to wear. I do have quite the selection of blingy crowns that I wear on occasions. Yes, they tend to make everyone around me roll their eyes. Do I care? Not really. :)

I had an appointment yesterday with someone who specializes in crowns. Was I excited? No. Not in the very least bit was I excited. You see, I was schedule to meet with someone who doesn't get the reality of princesses. Yes, you're right... the dentist. Blech. I mean no offense to anyone who may be a dentist out there - we all choose our lots in life. They choose to inflict pain and torture on inocent people, and especially on princesses. I was scheduled for a root canal, and possibly a double one (upper left molar and bottom right molar...)

Anywho, off I went to visit our torture chamber. Was it fun? NO. Am I glad it's over? HECK YES! I'm currently awaiting the permanent fitting of my new crown. In three weeks, I'll be sporting another crown 24/7! Does that qualify me for additional princess points? Wouldn't it be great if it did! I could be a princess of the 3rd degree!

That sounds cool. Might have to mull about that for a bit!

Princess Heather, currently of the 2nd degree.


Heather said...

OUCH!! Those who torture princesses should be banished to the dungeon! :o)

Anonymous said...

Hi Heather, I saw your post on 2 peas and I peamail you. Hugs